intheshadowsofthemoon asked: If a handful of Curiah's finest were stuck in a "Suvivor"-esque setting, what would the outcome be after a month?
….there were no survivors.
Anonymous asked: Dear Astrobe, Did you know that grapes?
Astrobe: ‘dis a trick question or somethin’? Grapes what? Grapes gotta do somethin’, right?… Well,it ain’t like ‘dey’re alive. So I guess ‘dey don’t gotta do nothin’. So yeah, yeah I guess so.
arctickayla asked: As a budding artist, what's the best thing I can do to improve myself?
Anonymous asked: Scott, on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy would you say you are?
swaylikescarecrow asked: Rocky, Scott, Art and. . . OZ.) How do you deliver bad news?
Scott: You just won the lottery.
Art: Sweet!
Scott: The human sacrificial lottery.
Art: Oh. Well, shit.
Scott: I sure hope you enjoy being covered in your own blood, fuckass.
Oz: Congrats, it’s a boy-
…
Oz: -also, stillborn. *holds up two tiny body bags* Paper or plastic?
Rocky: I’m sorry, Art. I just can’t do this anymore.
Art: …you’re tellin’ me this NOW?!
Rocky: Oh. OH, no sorry that’s not what I-
Art: Forget this shit- *gets up and storms away*
Rocky: Oh jeez, no! I meant I can’t play this game. I’m just so awful at it, ahah oh no please don’t be mad COME BACK, PORKCHOP! *runs after*
Scott: Where the fuck is my charcoal pencil?!
Art: I broke it.
Scott: … I admire your straightforwardness.
Art: Thanks.
Scott: Now get the fuck out of my sight before I kick your knees in.
Art: Will do. *exit, stage left*
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